Truly Outrageous

normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

ruinedchildhood:
PSA: if you're ever given an online survey or whatever to take on the bottom of your receipt, rate the employees the highest goddamn number possible like 10/10 or 5/5, if you didn't have a particularly specific bad situation. At my store if we get even an 8 on those surveys (for like friendliness or whatever), we get in trouble for not going well enough, even though an 8/10 would be a pretty good passing grade on normal tests.
Anonymous

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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peeputt:

:(

peeputt:

:(

hypnagosia:

new adventures await.

hypnagosia:

new adventures await.

"Imagine; I used to have really long blonde hair, always wearing heels, lots of make-up. I had been someone who was highly feminised and had chosen to look that way, partly because I was 6ft 3in but also I was into that aesthetic. I knew it had to be stripped away. I knew this would be an important part, not just for my work but in terms of my own development, because I would be confronting elements of myself that I didn’t want to confront (…) To see yourself displayed as unattractive, large, masculine, it’s quite tough… But I know it’s just perspective. A social conditioning that causes us to view these traits in a woman in a negative way." — Gwendoline Christie

sexyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all