Truly Outrageous

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

lisquid:

This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one!

yeahmicah:

normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

ruinedchildhood:
PSA: if you're ever given an online survey or whatever to take on the bottom of your receipt, rate the employees the highest goddamn number possible like 10/10 or 5/5, if you didn't have a particularly specific bad situation. At my store if we get even an 8 on those surveys (for like friendliness or whatever), we get in trouble for not going well enough, even though an 8/10 would be a pretty good passing grade on normal tests.
Anonymous

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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peeputt:

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peeputt:

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